SorryForFlaggingYouPookie

SorryForFlaggingYouPookie: The Apologetic Flag Machine

Some players announce themselves with a fearsome username. Others choose honesty. SorryForFlaggingYouPookie falls squarely into the second category, warning every opponent in advance that their clock is about to become the real loser of the game. The apology is polite. The flag is not.

Emerging on the scene in March 2025, this bullet specialist wasted no time climbing from the 1800s to a peak rating of 2505 (2025-11-25), all while playing an absolutely staggering volume of games. We are talking about a five-thousand-plus game bullet catalogue, a figure that suggests sleep was treated as an optional suggestion rather than a requirement.