StandardDistribution - Chess Virtuoso & Statistical Enigma
Meet StandardDistribution, a relentless chess warrior whose rating graph looks like a thrilling rollercoaster — complete with nail-biting climbs, sudden dips, and spectacular recoveries that would make even Magnus Carlsen raise an eyebrow.
About the Player
With a peak bullet rating soaring to an impressive 2751 in March 2025 and blitz rating peaking at 2640 just a month earlier, StandardDistribution relishes playing at lightning speed. Quick clicks, sharper tactics, and a love for chaotic, fast-paced battles define their style.
With over 2261 bullet wins to their name, they’ve fired off tens of thousands of games, proving that persistence pays off even when the losses are frequent and fierce. Speaking of battles, they’ve survived a monstrous comeback rate of 81.7% — meaning when the chips are down, StandardDistribution fights back like a chessboard ninja.
A Style That Keeps You Guessing
- Average moves per win: ~75 — because who likes quickies when you can savor the tussle?
- Average moves per loss: ~96 — refuses to give up, dragging opponents into deep endgames where dicey decisions lurk.
- Early resignation rate: a mere 0.64% — quitting is not in the vocabulary.
- Tilt factor: 17 — like every great storm, some mood swings happen, but nothing our hero can't overcome.
Favorite Chess Openings
When StandardDistribution takes the stage, expect some classics and secret weapons alike:
- Bullet: Dominates “Top Secret” opening with a respectable 52.35% win rate; also cozy with the “London System” (60% win rate) — proving they’ve got style and substance.
- Blitz: The “Modern Defense with...” (whatever it may be) is their secret sauce with a 71.43% win rate, while the “Indian Game London System” boasts a stormy 80% win rate.
- Rapid: Sticks to familiar territory with “Unknown Opening” and “Queens Pawn Opening Zukertort Chigorin Variation,” shining steadily.
Battle-Hardened Statistics
True to their username, StandardDistribution is anything but average:
- White pieces yield a slightly better edge: 50.54% win rate
- Black pieces are no pushover either: 45.08% win rate
- Master of comebacks and tactical grit: pulls off wins 43.65% of the time after losing a piece
- Fan of endgames, showing up in 83.97% of games
A Memorable Clash — Latest Victory
On a fine June day in 2025, StandardDistribution crushed the opponent watermelonattackk with the classy Queens Pawn Opening, Accelerated London System. After a tense dance spanning 26 moves, the victory was sealed by resignation thanks to impeccable pressure and a neat rook maneuver in the endgame.
Fun Facts & Opponent Tales
From facing off against stalwarts like defenstrator (only ~37% success rate there) to dominating long-time rival andrewrivedal with a whopping 97% win rate, StandardDistribution’s opponent stats reveal a player who can both taste bitter defeat and savor sweet revenge.
When the clock strikes 10:00 AM, this grandmaster-in-the-making is at their best — achieving peak performance minutes before the caffeine kicks in? Possibly.
In a Nutshell
StandardDistribution is a chess player who wears many hats: the resilient fighter, the calculated strategist, and sometimes the cheeky risk-taker who doesn’t care for conventions — all served with a generous dollop of humor and heart. Whether blitzing bullets or savoring rapid play, their games are never dull and always worth a watch.
Keep an eye on this one; the peaks may rise even higher and the stories just keep getting better!