Joan La Porta - The Chessboard Biologist
Meet Joan La Porta, the tactical tactician whose chess career resembles an evolutionary marvel! Often planting pawns like seeds in a fertile field, Joan cultivates his victories with a patient yet cunning approach. Known in the community by the username TienesMateEnDos, this player’s strategies demonstrate a natural selection of moves — surviving through the chaos of blitz and blossoming in the garden of rapid and bullet play.
Since 2023, Joan's rating dynamics have shown the resilience of a hardy organism adapting to different environments — from the rapid bursts of bullet games to the lengthy, thoughtful quests of daily chess. A peak blitz rating of 1212 and rapid soaring up to 1325 prove that Joan's neural pathways have synapsed into tactical brilliance. His endgames are a laboratory of patience, with an endgame frequency above 56%, showing dedication to seeing strategies through to their biological climax.
What sets Joan apart is an enviable comeback rate of 71.82% and a perfect 100% win record after losing a piece. Clearly, this player’s chromosomes are coded for resilience — never going out without a fight and often emerging victorious when the odds look grim. With a longest winning streak of 6 games, Joan's species thrives when conditions are just right.
A specialist in the French Defense Exchange Variation and the Italian Game Two Knights Modern Bishops Opening, Joan favorites openings that might seem like classic organisms but with a twist of evolutionary advantage — boasting win rates above 70% in some lines. Whether sprinting through bullet games or methodically dancing through rapid matches, Joan’s style balances aggression with patience, much like a cunning predator waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
Off the board, Joan is known for a mild tilt factor of 8, proving that even the most evolved players occasionally encounter their emotional mitochondria overheating. Nonetheless, his rating progression and tactical awareness paint the picture of a player continuously mutating and adapting in the ever-changing ecosystem of chess.
In short, Joan La Porta is a living chess organism — a fascinating blend of strategy and wit that would make Darwin proud. Whether it’s mating on two or playing the long game, you’ll find Joan ready to evolve and checkmate whenever the next game dawns.
