Chad Hyrum Faed

Chad Hyrum Faed: The Chessboard Biologist

Meet Chad Hyrum Faed, a chess player whose rating history resembles an evolutionary experiment in motion. With a peak bullet rating of 1013 in 2023, Chad has micro-evolved from a humble 213 to a formidable 556, proving that even in the vast ecosystem of online chess, survival of the fittest often comes down to well-timed moves and a pinch of tactical mutation.

Chad’s playing style resembles a meticulous biologist studying the chessboard fauna. He averages 45 moves per win and 51 moves per loss, showing remarkable perseverance in the slow crawl toward checkmate, like a chess-shell on a quest for the right niche. His endgame frequency clocks at nearly 47%, highlighting his love for the critical final stages where only the fittest make it through.

Despite a mild tilt factor of 18 (yes, even chess players have their off days), Chad’s come-back rate spikes at a commendable 64%, displaying chlorophyll-level resilience when under pressure. A 100% win rate after losing a piece suggests that Chad can regenerate from adversity like a chessboard lizard, shaking off losses and snapping back stronger.

Chad's opening repertoire is diverse with a notable fondness for the Scandinavian Defense and the Italian Game in bullet matches, winning 49% and 57% of games respectively—a clear sign that he’s not afraid to mix defenses and offense, or to mutate openings when necessary to confuse his opponents. Whether deploying a Reti Opening Queenside Fianchetto or indulging in the Philidor Defense, Chad's openings are as varied as species in a forest biome.

On blitz and rapid fronts, his ratings suggest he’s still shedding his chrysalis, with average ratings around 476 and 490 respectively. But fear not—the bio-clock ticks differently in these faster time controls, and Chad’s Libido (if his win rates against certain opponents are anything to go by) is revving higher with every game.

Off the board, Chad’s win rate varies like a population heatmap—from crushing 100% of his foes like a dominant alpha species, to sometimes a mere 20% against the cunning miichiiiii, showing the natural predator-prey dynamics in action. His favorite hours to play, notably at 8 PM and 10 PM with win rates soaring over 60%, suggest he’s most active when the chess world is cloaked in twilight—prime time for an apex predator.

Whether you face him on Monday at dawn or Thursday at dusk, remember, Chad Faed’s game is a living organism: unpredictable, adaptable, and ready to mate his pieces toward victory. So, if you see Toxicplays123 challenging you, beware—a biological force on the board, not just a player.