turdSandwish

Profile Summary: turdSandwish

Meet turdSandwish, a chess enthusiast known for battling fiercely on both blitz and slower time controls with an unmistakable tenacity. Though the username might raise some eyebrows, the games reveal a player with an intriguing blend of gritty perseverance and a dash of flair.

From the rapid-fire blitz arenas where temps run high, turdSandwish once soared to a peak rating of 802 back in April 2021, showcasing flashes of brilliance amidst the chaos. Though the journey since has been a rollercoaster, with ebbs and flows down through the 300s and 400s ratings, that fighting spirit never fades.

In daily games, where patience and strategy reign supreme, turdSandwish achieved a career-best rating north of 1180 — a respectable feat, hinting at a deep understanding of the game’s nuances when the clock isn’t screaming down. Bullet and rapid formats have also seen some memorable moments, with peak performances touching highs near 980 and 997, respectively.

Style and Strengths

True to the unpredictable nature of their username, turdSandwish employs some less orthodox openings including a fondness for Nimzowitsch Defense Kennedy Linksspringer Variation , scoring an impressive 66.67% win rate there, proving they’re not afraid to venture off the beaten path. Other openings like the Scandinavian Defense showcase an even sharper edge, with a solid 85.71% win rate – who knew a “sandwish” could pack that kind of punch?

With an average winning game lasting about 43 moves, and a commendable comeback rate of over 63%, turdSandwish is no quitter. Even when losing material, this player fights on, capitalizing on mistakes with a 41% win rate after losing a piece — resilience and scrappy determination are trademarks.

Psychological Profile

Like any true competitor, turdSandwish isn’t immune to the infamous “tilt,” clocking in a tilt factor of 11. But hey, who isn’t? Their best battlefield hours are around 9 AM and 10 AM, so if you’re facing them early day, be ready for a scrappy fight.

Recent Highlights

The most recent victory was a satisfying checkmate on June 4th, 2025, demonstrating tactical prowess and finishing flair in a Nimzowitsch Defense variation. Quick thinking and patience paid off as the opponent‘s defenses crumbled, delivering a swift and neat checkmate after a complex middlegame.

Of course, not every battle ends in glory. Just the day before, turdSandwish lost on time in a tough Scandinavian Defense-themed game, reminding us all that even warriors need breaks (and maybe better clock management).

Opponent Relations & Win Rates

turdSandwish enjoys a colorful rivalry scene — facing opponents many times over, with mixed results. They have a perfect 100% win rate against several challengers and an even split (50%) against some familiar foes like agustinrv92. Their favorite opponents might joke about the name, but can’t deny the skill.

The Legend Continues

Whether storming through a scandinavian defense, chuckling slyly at a four knights game, or cheekily throwing down in bullet battles, turdSandwish blends humor, grit, and unpredictability on the 64 squares. Expect the unexpected, brace for tactical surprises, and always keep your guard up—this sandwish is a wild card in the chess buffet!