The Human Endgame
Tuttovabene72 is the kind of player who makes a lobby feel like a 24-hour chess bazaar. The handle may read like a retired club player, but the database says otherwise: this is a relentless worker who has played thousands of games across every time control, with a true home in the frantic world of Bullet. If there is a clock with seconds bleeding out, Tuttovabene72 will be there, flipping from 0.2 to 0.1 of a second left and somehow finding a mate.
Built on the Sicilian and Caro-Kann Highway
Tuttovabene72 does not hide in quiet variations. As White, the opening hand is almost always e4, and the board promptly turns into a debate about the Caro-Kann Defense or the Sicilian Defense: Four Knights Variation, Cobra Variation. As Black, they love the French, the Scandinavian, and anything with a name that sounds like it was invented at a street race. The record in the Cobra Variation in Rapid games is almost absurd: 35 games, 29 wins, 82.86% score, plus a 60% win rate in bullet. When Tuttovabene72 queues it up, the opponent should probably start looking for a draw before the first five moves are over.
Their opening mix can be graphed in one glance:
Chaos, Streaks and Comebacks
This player is not a machine that plays safe chess. They streak hard: the longest winning run is 12, and the longest losing run is 11. The stack makes them dangerous in the dashboard? No, Tuttovabene72 tends to feel the pain and then treat the next game like a personal apology. The comeback rate is 89.45%, which loosely translates to: when the position looks hopeless, they will still find a rook lift, a queen trap, or a cute trick to turn the game around. Even after giving up a piece, they still win about half the time, a stat that probably keeps some opponents up at night.
shows the hunger: a slow, often violent rise from the days when they first stumbled into online chess, deeper as the years go by, always in sharp lines and never in a quiet London corner.One-Man Nemesis
Every knight needs a dragon. For Tuttovabene72, the boss battle is named metoooslow. Their history says it all: 28 games, 5 wins for Tuttovabene72, 22 for the extremely aptly named [[Link:profile|metoooslow]]. That score is a one-sided saga, but Tuttovabene72 goes back for more, again and again. If they can turn that particular rivalry around, they will officially become all-time legends. Other regulars in their dance card include [[Link:profile|greekalphamale]] and [[Link:profile|witty_alien]], but meetooslow remains the final boss.
A Mind for the Endgame, a Heart for the Burst
Tuttovabene72's games are long: average winning games last about 82 moves. That is almost a hiking expedition for someone who plays bullet, but the numbers say they are an endgame junkie. They deliver more checks with the queen than any other piece, and they are slightly better when they are the first to check, between 52% and 58% to win, depending on the year.
Their rhythm is beautiful: if the day is Sunday, the win rate jumps above 52%; if the clock reads 5 a.m., the win rate spikes to roughly 60%. That is a player who has either found the secret time zone or simply never stops being an unstable bullet.
Quirky Stats Corner
- One-sided losses? Only 47% end with them standing near a full board. They bring the hornet.
- Resignation data: 25% of their games end with an early resignation, but never from their side.
- Longest streak: 12 wins. Longest tilt: 11 losses. The circle of chess life.
- 2908 (2026-07-06) is their personal mountain, but the 2904 (2026-07-14) grade is not far behind.
A Signature Line
If you ever meet Tuttovabene72 on the 1-minute board, expect a lot of Sicilian, a good old knight march, and a grand total of 1,2,3 moves: [[:Pgn:e4|c5|Nf3|d6|d4|cxd4|Nxd4]] because sometimes the best biography is just a sharp opening, a loss of patience, and the phrase "resident of the endgame."