The New Guy Is Not Actually New
ultrabulletnewguy might sound like a casual account created five minutes before a coffee break, but the stats tell a much funnier story. In May 2026 alone, he played 920 bullet games, rocketing from a first rating of 512 to a peak of 3245 (2026-05-30). That is a climb of over 2,700 rating points in a single month. His average bullet rating for the month was 2713, and his looks less like a rating curve and more like a space shuttle launch.
His overall bullet record is 727 wins, 168 losses, and 25 draws, good for a 79% win rate. He also assembled a 49-game winning streak, because apparently sleep, food, and breathing are optional in bullet.
Opening Repertoire: All Gas, No Brakes
Ultrabulletnewguy does not believe in quiet opening study. His median preparation depth is a mere 2 moves, so he mostly plays vibe-based chess with a ticking clock. His favorite starting move is e4, though he also enjoys e3 and d4 when the mood strikes.
His most profitable and beloved openings include:
- Amar Gambit: 186 games, 80.6% win rate, an opening so uncommon that it doubles as a personality test.
- French Defense: 71 games, 87.3% win rate, often turning into a wall that opponents politely run into.
- Barnes Defense: 53 games, 90.6% win rate, proof that even weird opening names cannot stop him.
- Scandinavian Defense: 48 games, 68.8% win rate, his least dominant favorite, which still means he wins more than twice as often as he loses.
If the opponent survives the opening, they still have to deal with his late-game stubbornness.
Nemeses and Kryptonite
No player has faced him more often than Ismayil Gurbanov: 146 games, with ultrabulletnewguy leading 97-42-7. Against 0sb31, he is absolutely merciless: 80 wins, 6 losses, and 3 draws. Against d4v1d2026, the record is a flawless 43-0-0, which almost feels like a glitch in the matrix.
But every bullet assassin eventually meets their rival, and for ultrabulletnewguy that rival is Eren Elci, who holds a 22-13 edge over him. Even the new guy has an old nemesis.
Playing Style: Clock Murder
Ultrabulletnewguy is not just playing chess; he is also playing the clock, and winning that duel frequently. He won 472 games on time, compared to 181 by checkmate and 74 by resignation. That is the mark of a player who believes the increment is a suggestion, not a rule.
He also loves giving checks. In 920 games, he delivered 2,438 checks, with the queen accounting for 972 of them. When he gets to check first, he wins 85.9% of the time. His average winning game lasts 59 moves, while his average loss drags on for 78 moves. He does not go gently into that good night.
Survival Stats and Quirks
His early resignation rate is just 2.38%, and his one-sided loss rate is also 2.38%, meaning even his defeats tend to be messy struggles rather than quick surrenders. His comeback rate is 68.64%, and he wins 76.2% of the time even after losing a piece, which must be exhausting for opponents who thought they were safe.
He is equally dangerous on either side of the board, winning 80.4% as White and 77.7% as Black. His best time to play appears to be 22:00, which suggests his true power is unleashed when most people are winding down. His longest losing streak was 9 games, which in bullet is basically a career crisis, but he responded by simply winning the next 49 games in a row.
So ignore the username. The only "new" thing about ultrabulletnewguy is how quickly he turns your rating into his personal climbing wall.