Mister Mister: The Enigmatic Viisaus5709
Meet Mister Mister, known in the chess realms by the mysterious username Viisaus5709. A player who dances gracefully between the ranks of Rapid, Daily, Blitz, and Bullet, leaving a trail of fluctuating ratings and unpredictable tactics in their wake.
Rating Rollercoaster
From a Rapid rating peak of 1603 down to a modest 889 in 2024, Mister Mister's journey shows a player learning the hard way that chess is a marathon, not a sprint. By 2025, the Rapid rating bounced back to a respectable 974. Meanwhile, Daily and Blitz games reflect a puzzling mixture of highs – reaching up to 1600 in Daily and a Blitz peak of 955 – and lows that make opponents scratch their heads wondering if they spotted a grandmaster or just a master of chaos. Bullet games tell a tale of speed and nerve, peaking at 810 but sliding to a cheeky 650 in the following year.
Opening Arsenal: The Swiss Army Knife of Chess
Mister Mister isn't just about sometimes winning, sometimes losing; they're about style. Check out their love affair with the Caro Kann Defense, playing it over 100 times across formats. They boast near-impossible win rates of 88% with the English Opening King's English Variation and the King's Pawn Opening King's Knight Variation in Rapid chess—with 15 wins in just 17 games each! Who knew such openings could be so deadly—or so lucky? Not all openings fare as well though—some variations like the Caro Kann Exchange Variation seem to have them raising their eyebrows more than their win count.
The Streaks and Quirks
The longest winning streak? A breathtaking 12 consecutive victories, proving that when the stars align, Mister Mister is unstoppable. But do not be fooled; the current streak is zero, because like all humans, even they can have off days.
More Than Just Moves
- Tactical Awareness: Can stage a comeback with a 65.92% success rate and boasts a perfect 100% win rate in games where a piece was lost—talk about ruthless recovery!
- Psychological Resilience: A tilt factor of 13 means some frustration sneaks in, but what chess warrior doesn't have their off moments?
- Playing Style: Prefers engaging endgames, with over 55% frequency, and patience pays off as average wins are sealed in nearly 55 moves.
Chess Social Circles
Whether it's facing the formidable mpd1981 (43 epic battles) or the trusty yet challenging daddyofgm (42 showdowns), Mister Mister keeps their friends close and rivals closer. Their win rates against opponents swing wildly—from 0% against some nemeses to an astonishing 100% against others—an indication that chess with Mister is never boring.
Fun Fact!
Mister Mister's strategic hours hover around 22 and 13 o'clock (10 PM and 1 PM), where win rates skyrocket to 62% and 65% respectively. So if you want to catch them at peak performance, those are the hours to clock in—and maybe bring an extra coffee.
In sum, Mister Mister is a spirited, unpredictable, and delightfully quirky chess enthusiast—a player who approaches every match with a spark of genius, a dash of humor, and a pinch of mystery.
