Nikolas Wachinger - International Master
Known in the chess world as the formidable Washmachine, Nikolas Wachinger is an International Master who blends strategic genius with a hint of unpredictable flair, crushing opponents across blitz, rapid, bullet, and daily formats alike. With a blitz peak rating soaring above 2800 in 2024, Washmachine's games are often described as a rollercoaster of calculated precision and tactical fireworks. Opponents beware: his comeback rate is an astonishing 90%, and if you capture a piece, consider yourself warned—Nikolas has a 99.9% win rate after losing material, proving he’s the ultimate chess shark.
A stalwart of the 64 squares, he plays an average of over 80 moves in winning games, enjoying the marathon battles that chess endgames often bring, showing that patience is indeed a virtue—especially when his endgame frequency is over 82%.
Though he sometimes tilts with a factor of 8 (hey, even titans have their bad days), his performance by hour suggests he’s a morning and evening warrior, peaking with impressive win rates in the early hours and late evenings. If you’re playing Nikolas at 3 AM, good luck—he’s got a 100% win rate at that hour!
With decades of crushing victories, Washmachine has mastered the art of blitz, boasting over 4000 wins and an impressive 51% win rate in his “Top Secret” openings, proving he keeps his strategies close to the chest. His performance across all time controls defies the casual-player stereotype, making him a true connoisseur of chess.
Face Washmachine and prepare for a battle that’s equal parts chess and psychological warfare — unless you’re guesswhoisback-backagain, who seems to have cracked the code with a 100% loss record. For the rest? Watch your back, because Nikolas is always ready to rumble.