Profile Summary: lalalal lalalala (wisemanxx)
Meet lalalal lalalala, known to the chess world by the enigmatic handle wisemanxx. A connoisseur of pawns and knights, this player’s journey is as unpredictable as a blitz game on a caffeine high.
Rating & Achievements
- Peak Bullet Rating: 671 (January 2025) - rapid-fire decision-making and a sprinkle of luck.
- Peak Rapid Rating: 828 (August 2021) - a time where all stars (and timers) aligned.
- Peak Blitz Rating: 586 (July 2021) - when speed and strategy tango in frenzied harmony.
Playing Style & Stats
wisemanxx is not just about fast moves; they're a tactical wizard with a 73% comeback rate after losing pieces — a real phoenix of the chessboard! With an average of 50 moves per win, patience meets precision in every game. Don’t be fooled by the quirky username; early resignation happens only about 4% of the time, meaning battles are fought to the very end.
Timings & Trends
The best time to catch wisemanxx at the board? Sharp at 5 PM, with a perfect 100% win rate in that hour — the daylight-saving bonus of chess!
Favorite Openings
When it comes to openings, wisemanxx has a fondness for the Scandinavian Defense and its sneaky Mieses Kotrc variation, boasting a cheerful 62.5% win rate in Bullet games. The Bishop's Opening also makes quite a frequent cameo, delivering nearly 58% wins and some headaches for opponents.
Head-to-Head & Rivals
Known for either smashing or getting smashed, this player has an all-time record slightly tilted towards learning experiences, with 65 wins and 74 losses in Bullet and a more balanced 210 wins to 183 losses in Rapid. Interestingly, they have a notorious rivalry with shaunkkdatar, having clashed over 38 times — talk about dedication to the local chess drama.
Recent Glories and Battles
Never one to shy from fire, wisemanxx recently triumphed against loadedgun87 with an evocative Queen's Pawn Opening - Zukertort Chigorin Variation, squeezing out a win on time after a gruelling 22-move encounter. On the flipside, a dramatic loss to MonkeyMLuffy123 showcased that even the wisest can sometimes be caught in a cunning checkmate.
Fun Fact
This player’s nickname suggests wisdom, but their game frequency and occasional luck suggest a healthy dose of whimsical chaos. Whether it’s chess mastery or the art of stealthy blunders, wisemanxx keeps fans guessing move after move.
Brace yourself for more surprises!
🆚 Opponent Insights
| Most Played Opponents | ||
|---|---|---|
| shaunkkdatar | 17W / 18L / 3D | |
| nisarg969 | 11W / 6L / 0D | |
| vucspammer | 0W / 11L / 0D | |
| lord_ultron | 0W / 7L / 0D | |
| silentshouterxd | 1W / 6L / 0D | |
Rating
| Year | Bullet | Blitz | Rapid | Daily |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 657 | 446 | 643 | |
| 2024 | 610 | 446 | 575 | |
| 2023 | 470 | 379 | 707 | |
| 2022 | 782 | |||
| 2021 | 379 | 466 | 766 |
Stats by Year
| Year | White | Black | Moves |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 12W / 3L / 0D | 8W / 7L / 0D | 60.6 |
| 2024 | 2W / 1L / 0D | 2W / 3L / 0D | 69.5 |
| 2023 | 1W / 9L / 0D | 2W / 8L / 0D | 55.1 |
| 2022 | 0W / 3L / 0D | 3W / 0L / 0D | 59.3 |
| 2021 | 133W / 112L / 17D | 118W / 125L / 8D | 55.5 |
Openings: Most Played
| Bullet Opening | Games | Wins | Losses | Draws | Win Rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bishops Opening | 19 | 11 | 8 | 0 | 57.9% |
| Scandinavian Defense | 11 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 36.4% |
| Scandinavian Defense Mieses Kotrc Variation | 8 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 62.5% |
| Bishops Opening Boi Variation | 7 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 28.6% |
| Van t Kruijs Opening | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 66.7% |
| Center Game Accepted Normal Variation | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 60.0% |
| Kings Pawn Opening | 5 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 20.0% |
| Kings Pawn Opening Kings Knight Variation | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 25.0% |
| Bishops Opening Berlin Defense | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 33.3% |
| Philidor Defense | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 33.3% |
| Rapid Opening | Games | Wins | Losses | Draws | Win Rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scandinavian Defense Mieses Kotrc Variation | 27 | 14 | 12 | 1 | 51.9% |
| Kings Pawn Opening Kings Knight Variation | 24 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 45.8% |
| Center Game | 21 | 13 | 5 | 3 | 61.9% |
| Kings Pawn Opening | 19 | 10 | 8 | 1 | 52.6% |
| Scandinavian Defense | 19 | 10 | 8 | 1 | 52.6% |
| Alekhines Defense | 13 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 53.9% |
| Bishops Opening | 13 | 6 | 5 | 2 | 46.1% |
| Van t Kruijs Opening | 11 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 54.5% |
| Queens Pawn Opening | 10 | 4 | 6 | 0 | 40.0% |
| Scandinavian Defense Closed | 8 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 37.5% |
| Blitz Opening | Games | Wins | Losses | Draws | Win Rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scandinavian Defense Mieses Kotrc Variation | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0.0% |
| Scandinavian Defense | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 100.0% |
| Ponziani Opening Jaenisch Counterattack | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0.0% |
| Kings Pawn Opening | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.0% |
| Three Knights Opening | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.0% |
| Queens Pawn Opening Zukertort Chigorin Variation | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.0% |
| Giuoco Piano Game Giuoco Pianissimo Italian Four Knights Canal Variation | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.0% |
| Closed Sicilian Defense Traditional Line | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.0% |
| Nimzowitsch Defense Scandinavian Advance Variation | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.0% |
| Kings Pawn Opening Leonardis Variation | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 100.0% |
🔥 Streaks
| Streak | Longest | Current |
|---|---|---|
| Winning | 8 | 8 |
| Losing | 11 | 0 |