Alpacaaas FM

Alpacaaas: The FIDE Master with a Flair for Blitz

Meet Alpacaaas, a FIDE Master whose blitz games blaze faster than an alpaca chasing a carrot. With a peak blitz rating just shy of 2300, Alpacaaas is as comfortable navigating sharp tactical battles as they are executing a cunning comeback—boasting an astonishing 95% success rate after losing a piece.

Known for an almost supernatural endurance in the endgame (nearly 69% of games reach this stage), Alpacaaas carries their opponents into long, grueling duels averaging 66 moves to a win and an even tougher 97 moves to a loss. Perhaps this is where their true skill shines—since they never resign early and maintain a tilt factor of 1, proving nerves of steel in the heat of battle.

Their opening strategy? It's a "Top Secret" weapon—winning over 72% of games with those enigmatic first moves that leave opponents guessing and scrambling. Playing White or Black? Doesn’t matter to Alpacaaas, who wins over 70% of games regardless of color.

Alpacaaas also shows a curious pattern of when to strike: Wednesdays are perfect for flawless victories (100% win rate), while late mornings and late afternoons are their playground—an 11 AM slot sees a perfect storm of wins, and by 5 PM, opponents often find themselves in hot water with a 90% win rate.

This player’s social circle is exclusive yet intense—battle-tested against a list of opponents including "diplodocunredbrown," "qwerop," and "osirisloco," with a remarkable 100% win score against most. Only a few managed to sneak in a loss, but trust that Alpacaaas remembers the names!

When Alpacaaas sits down at the board, expect a relentless strategist with a knack for outlasting and outwitting foes, all delivered with the calm precision of a master—and maybe just a hint of alpaca-level mischief.