bronsucks

Player Profile: bronsucks

Meet bronsucks, the blitz battler with a rating rollercoaster worthy of its own theme park! Starting out in 2022 with a modest blitz rating of 469 and a 0-for-1 score (hey, everyone’s gotta lose to learn), bronsucks has been gradually climbing the ladders of online chess notoriety. As of 2025, they boast a blitz peak of 783—almost grandmaster level, if grandmasters frequently played while half-asleep and occasionally distracted by snacks.

Their rapid chess adventures tell a similar story, with a significant jump from a humble 556 in 2022 to a respectable 634 rating in 2025. Bullet chess? Well, those games are a bit more "blink and you miss it" with a peak rating around 515. It’s clear that speed chess is bronsucks' playground, and while they're still working on perfecting those lightning-fast reflexes, their tactical awareness is nothing short of impressive: a comeback rate over 60% and an almost mythical 99.86% win rate after losing a piece. Losing a piece seems to only light a fire under bronsucks!

With over 1,300 blitz games played and a nearly balanced win-loss record (606 wins vs. 585 losses), it’s obvious that bronsucks doesn't shy away from a fight. They've even managed a longest winning streak of 9, proving they can get in the zone... until someone reminds them it’s just a game and suddenly out comes the tilt factor, which hovers at a cheeky 9.

Opening choices are shrouded in mystery—literally titled "Top Secret" for the bulk of their blitz games—and they're clearly paying off with a solid ~47% win rate there. When they venture out with more classical openings like the Scotch Game or Petrov's Defense, their win rate even climbs to 60% and 75% in some curious subdivisions. Clearly, bronsucks has some opening surprises up their sleeve.

One might say their style is a delightful paradox: nearly equal success playing white (49.33% win rate) and black (45.58%), average move counts stretching past 50 moves in both wins and losses, and an endgame frequency close to half their games. They even exhibit an early resignation rate of nearly 9%, meaning sometimes bronsucks knows when to call it quits before the coffee runs out.

When does bronsucks prefer to strike? Early mornings around 12 PM (with a flawless 100% win rate—go figure!) and late evenings where most mere mortals have given up, but not our hero. But beware competitors playing between 2 AM and 6 AM: the win rates drop dramatically, so maybe bronsucks isn’t a morning person after all.

Off the chessboard, you can find bronsucks engaging in ruthless rivalry against a motley crew of opponents, boasting impressive 100% win rates against several players and keeping a competitive spirit alive against frequent rivals like "vexeryy," where they maintain a respectable 44% success.

In sum, bronsucks is an engaging player—part strategist, part speed demon, and part comedic underdog—who proves time and again that perseverance, tactical brilliance, and a pinch of tilt make online chess the spectacle it is. Watch out world, the rise of bronsucks is just getting started!