chickenoffender

Chickenoffender: The Relentless Chess Battler

Meet chickenoffender, a chess warrior who’s been scrambling pieces and ruffling feathers on the virtual chessboard since 2023. Starting modestly with rapid ratings barely clucking past 100, this player has matured into a formidable force, skyrocketing to a Rapid rating of 400 by 2025—a true comeback story!

Chickenoffender’s style is as quirky as their name suggests. With a tendency to resign early about 16% of the time (some say it's strategic avoidance of drama), they compensate with a sharp tactical awareness that boasts a 50.5% comeback rate and an astonishing 100% win rate after losing a piece. When they’re down a chicken (or piece), they really bring the heat.

Known for grinding through lengthy battles, chickenoffender averages nearly 48 moves to victory, showing patience and perseverance that most grandmasters might envy. Their games aren’t short and sweet—they’re an epic saga, with endgames making up roughly 35% of all games.

Whether wielding the white or black pieces, chickenoffender holds steady with a preference for white, winning 47% of these battles, while black pieces still manage an impressive 41% win rate.

Across various time controls, chickenoffender is no backyard bird. Their Top Secret opening repertoire keeps opponents guessing, boasting respectable win rates across Rapid (39%), Bullet (47%), and Blitz (48%) formats. Clearly, they have secrets up their sleeves that no one’s quite unraveled yet.

In the Blitz battlefield, where games fly at the speed of light, chickenoffender has logged over 600 matches, with an almost even split of wins and losses, embodying the true spirit of a passionate chess gladiator. They’re a relentless bird flocking through bullet and blitz storms alike.

Chickenoffender enjoys playing at odd hours too—top winning moments include dawn at 3 AM with a staggering 54% win rate and mornings around 7-8 AM where win rates soar above 50%, suggesting either a nocturnal genius or just a very caffeinated player.

When it comes to opponents, chickenoffender practices what might be called selective pecking—they have a perfect 100% win rate against numerous challengers and some notable rivals they just can't seem to crack, proving that every bird has its haters and admirers in the chess aviary.

Despite a tilt factor of 13 (because even the mightiest occasionally falter), chickenoffender keeps their cool better than most and consistently improves, as shown by their rating jump from the humble 100s in 2023 to the 400s in 2025.

So if you ever encounter chickenoffender on the board, don’t be fooled by the squawk of the name—they play with the tenacity of a hawk and the strategy of a grandmaster. Whether it’s a bullet or a blitz, they’re here to ruffle some feathers and win some games.