Conagh

Meet Conagh: The Chess Wunderkind with a Secret Opening

Few players climb the ranks with the tenacity and quirky flair of Conagh. Known in the chess world for their mysterious "Top Secret" opening that they've slyly kept under wraps in over 12,800 blitz games (yes, that's not a typo, they seriously have secrets), Conagh continues to baffle opponents and fans alike.

Starting modestly with a rapid rating in the low 1200s in 2021, Conagh has masterfully maneuvered their way to a peak rapid rating of 1902 by 2025. Their bullet and blitz prowess are nothing short of impressive as well, boasting max ratings of 1676 and 1806 respectively. It takes a special kind of brain to juggle bullet at 1600+ and blitz nearing 1800, all while maintaining a notorious 3.32% early resignation rate—because losing gracefully is not in Conagh’s vocabulary.

Strategy aside, Conagh has an absurdly impressive win rate above 48% across all fast formats, bolstered by a hilarious psychological tilt factor of 11. (Chess players know that's the sweet spot between raging king and zen master.) Should they ever lose a piece, watch out—because their comeback rate is a staggering 83%, and they practically win 99.99% of games after losing material, proving resilience is their secret weapon.

By day, Conagh might seem like just another player, but by 3 AM? Their win rate soars to nearly 59%, earning them the unofficial title of “The Night Owl Tactician.” Opponents beware: their peak sharpness kicks in around 2-6 AM, when sleepy brains hit snooze but Conagh’s don’t.

And for those wondering who Conagh tends to challenge, the most played opponent is doctor_hank—a rivalry that’s no doubt filled with thrilling blunders and last-second saves. Conagh’s longest winning streak? A cool 13 games—because even chess machines have downtime.

Whether you’re a fan of bullet, blitz, or rapid, one thing is clear: Conagh’s blend of mysterious openings, psychological grit, and lurking night-sharpness makes them a player to watch. Next time you face "Conxgh," brace yourself for an unpredictable rollercoaster ride on the 64 squares.