DanHatesYou3 - The Chess Enigma
DanHatesYou3 is a puzzle wrapped in an enigma, with a chessboard shackled to their strategic mind. Known for their not-so-secret but highly effective opening (“Top Secret”), this player’s style blends stubborn resilience with surprising tactical wizardry.
Rating Rollercoaster
Over the years, DanHatesYou3 has cruised through the Blitz, Bullet, Rapid, and Daily formats with varying levels of success. Starting from a Blitz rating of 491 in 2021, a peak near 614 in 2022 showed flashes of brilliance, though recent years depict a dip—perhaps a strategic retreat or just a clever bluff.
- Blitz: Max 614, steadily averaging mid-400s, ending 347 in 2025.
- Bullet: Starting high in early days (max 554), currently playing with cautious precision around 459 in 2024.
- Rapid: The fastest climb here, topping out at 981 before settling in the 500-580 range.
- Daily: The stronghold with ratings mostly in the 600s and 700s, showing off true patient endgame skills.
Battle Stats & Style
DanHatesYou3 fights hard but knows when to quit: an early resignation rate of about 12% shows that they’re sensible enough not to waste time on lost causes. Their games tend to be long, averaging around 50 moves whether they win or lose, proving this isn’t a sprint but a chess marathon.
With a comeback rate near 60% and an almost unbelievable win rate after losing material (99.8%), Dan leaves opponents baffled. Tilt factor? A modest 14% — so when Dan hates you, it’s probably just the heat of the chess battle.
Opponent Relations
DanHatesYou3 seems to have selective friendships on board — some opponents have a 100% win rate against them, while others have none. Most notably, their most played rival, andreikka, yields a mere 14% win rate for Dan, making this a bitter but exciting rivalry to watch.
The Clock’s Influence
Time of play matters! Dan enjoys the afternoon and early evening, with peak win rates around 1–3 PM and again at 7–8 PM, while strangely underperforming in the wee hours (1–2 AM is a no-win zone). Weekend games bring a slightly better vibe, with Saturdays boasting the highest success.
Fun Facts
- Longest winning streak? A respectable 11 games, proving Dan can definitely bring the heat.
- Playing with White is Dan’s sweet spot (almost 49% wins) but not by much — Black games are still a punchy 45% win rate.
- If you ever lose a piece against Dan, the odds are hilariously against you (Dan wins 99.8% of those games).
Whether you're facing Dan on a blitz battlefield or a patient daily duel, expect some fiery tactics, unexpected comebacks, and a personality that’s as fierce as the username suggests. Just remember - when they say "DanHatesYou3," it might just mean they’re about to crush your king.