Chess Biography: disloc4ted
Meet disloc4ted, a chess adventurer navigating the battlefield with a flair for both chaos and calculated comebacks. Rated just shy of expert level, with Rapid ratings hovering in the high 700s and Blitz climbing up to the 730s in 2025, this player blends persistence with a hint of mischief.
Playing Style & Personality
Known for a brutal endurance in endgames—with over 63% frequency—disloc4ted doesn’t shy away from the long grind. Games often stretch over 60 moves, proving patience is a virtue (or just stubbornness). Even in setbacks, they shine with a stellar 77.5% comeback rate, and a perfect 100% win rate after losing a piece—because who needs all their pawns intact, anyway?
But beware the tilt! With a tilt factor close to 9, disloc4ted might just flip the board if dinner’s late or the Wi-Fi cuts out. Early resignations are rare (a polite 3.12%), so expect fights 'til the bitter end.
Performance Snapshot
- Rapid: Almost even wins and losses (158 each), with 15 draws. Average rating around 750–770.
- Blitz: The sweet spot—over a thousand wins and just shy of that in losses, showing fierce but balanced competition.
- Bullet: A rollercoaster—the rating peaked at 824 but dropped to 298, proving that speed chess is like coffee: sometimes espresso, sometimes decaf.
- Daily: A small sample, but steady with 485 rating and a slow burn strategy.
Opening Moves: Top Secret!
When asked about openings, disloc4ted smiles mysteriously and says "Top Secret." With nearly half of games won using undisclosed strategies across all time controls, it seems disloc4ted is either an enigma or just loves surprise attacks.
Victories & Nemeses
Disloc4ted's opponents are a mixed bag: some lose 100% of the time, while others hold a perfect zero versus them. In recent battles, disloc4ted famously demolished torbra and andrejalt with clean sweeps, but earned a solid “better luck next time” from kenny_moniz-11.
Peak Hours & Mood Swings
Not your average night owl—disloc4ted is surprisingly sharp at 18:00 (72% win rate) and kills it at 12:00 noon too (nearly 59%). Beware playing against them at 21:00, where they hit a fearsome 61.5% win rate. Mornings can be rough though, with some hours under 40% success—maybe coffee is a requirement?
In Summary
Disloc4ted is a rollercoaster of resilience and surprises—ready to engage in marathon endgames, bounce back from setbacks, and confound opponents with secret openings. A tilt here and there keeps things spicy, but the passion for chess is unmistakable. If you face them, bring your best moves—and maybe a comforting distraction in case of a meltdown!
