Dylan Wall

Dylan Wall aka "Dylan-Swim": The Chessboard’s Own Chameleon

Meet Dylan Wall, a player whose rating history looks like a rollercoaster climbing a beanstalk! With a peak Rapid rating steadily hovering around 260 and a Blitz performance that once soared to an electrifying 578, Dylan’s chess journey is anything but static. This player’s style might be described as “Top Secret”—because the opening choices are as mysterious as a DNA double helix, leaving opponents puzzled and their pawns contorted.

Like a well-adapted organism, Dylan has weathered both wins and losses with a notable tendency to perform best on Thursdays and during the afternoon and evening hours. Their play pulses with a fascinating biological rhythm—boasting a 50% win rate at 8 PM and an impressive 66.67% victory rate at 3 PM. Clearly, Dylan’s synapses fire best when the sun is high!

When their king is under threat and a piece is lost, Dylan’s comeback gene kicks in with a perfect 100% win rate after losing material—talk about survival instincts on the checkered battlefield! However, early resignation happens more than a quarter of the time (28.57% to be exact), suggesting that sometimes Dylan opts to conserve energy and regenerate for the next encounter, rather than wasting unnecessary metabolic resources.

Opponents like deadpoolsim and lalit054 have felt the sting of Dylan’s chess prowess with a 100% win rate, but not all have dodged the genetic “lethal mutations” of defeat—especially saieb12 and kemiller5, who currently hold a 0% success rate against Dylan.

With an average of approximately 26 moves per win and a slightly longer 42 moves per loss, it’s clear that Dylan prefers the tortoise approach—slow, steady, and resilient—or perhaps the sloth of the chess world, conserving energy until the critical moment to strike with a microscopic flourish.

Watch out, fellow chromosomes! Dylan-Swim’s tactical DNA is coded for laughs, resilience, and quirky charm, proving that even in the world of 64 squares, there’s room for a few evolutionary surprises.