Oliwia Kiolbasa (aka kanzaww)
International Master of Chess and Grandmaster of Wit
Oliwia Kiolbasa, widely known by the username kanzaww, is an International Master of Chess bestowed by FIDE and a relentless tactician on the board. This master strategist has danced a complex ballet across the 64 squares, astonishing opponents with a blend of precision, patience, and sometimes, a cheeky flourish.
From humble beginnings in 2015, when their blitz rating was a modest 1610, Oliwia has pushed their rating to over 2500 in blitz, proving that brain over brawn (or rather, brain over time-controls) is the true path to victory. With a peak blitz rating of 2560 achieved as recently as January 2025, kiolbasa is not just a player but a force of nature in rapid tactical battles.
When it comes to bullet chess, Oliwia is no slouch – smashing a peak rating of 2546 in 2022 while maintaining an aggressive style that's both exhilarating and punishing. Rapid games? An impressive 2452 peak rating shows how adaptable and well-rounded this player truly is across all formats.
Style & Strategy
Few can boast a comeback rate nearing 85% like Oliwia’s. When down a piece or facing grim odds, instead of surrendering or dramatically flipping the board, Oliwia channels their inner phoenix – quietly clawing back from the ashes with clever calculation. But don’t let the calm demeanor fool you — an early resignation rate of only 0.27% means this player fights tooth and nail for every pawn and position.
White pieces? Expect nearly a 50% win rate. Black? A respectable 47.7% win rate confirms that Oliwia doesn't just defend passively but actively seeks to turn the tides, regardless of color.
Stats That Impress
- Total Blitz Games: Over 2100, with 1029 wins – proving they rarely miss a beat under time pressure.
- Longest Winning Streak: 12 games – a streak that could scare even the calmest grandmasters.
- Average Moves per Win: Around 74, showing exceptional endurance and strategic depth.
Recent Feats
In May 2025, Oliwia delivered a stunning checkmate over user "harshalpatilchess" in a live blitz game, showcasing a devastating mastery of the English Opening's Anglo-Indian formation. The game’s finale was so elegant, one could swear the king was invited to a royal tea party… which ended abruptly with a Qg6#.
But even masters have their off days! Recently, kanzaww experienced some nail-biting losses on time — a reminder that even the best sometimes have to wrestle with the relentless tick-tock of the chess clock.
The Human Behind the Moves
More than just a pile of ELO points, Oliwia Kiolbasa blends fierce competition with a refreshing sense of humor and resilience. With a tilt factor of 10, their emotional control is better than your average chess player stuck in a losing position. Early mornings are peak times too — don't wake up expecting a sluggish challenger at 6 AM, because kanzaww is already plotting checkmates before breakfast.
In summary, Oliwia Kiolbasa is not just a name in the chess world; they’re a storm of strategic brilliance, tactical elegance, and a dash of cheeky flair. Subscribe to their games to witness wizardry on the chessboard — just don’t blink, or you might miss the checkmate!