noobdatu

noobdatu: The Not-So-Grandmaster

Meet noobdatu, a chess enthusiast whose journey is as entertaining as it is unpredictable. With a Rapid rating peaking at 676 and currently holding steady at 645 in 2025, noobdatu proves that consistency is key—even if the key sometimes unlocks the door to unexpected blunders.

Playing Style and Personality

Known for a surprisingly resilient spirit, noobdatu has a comeback rate of 62.37%, refusing to quit when the going gets tough. Early resignations happen about 9.5% of the time, probably after realizing they accidentally lost a queen—or mistook their opponent’s bishop for a pawn.

They favor long battles with an average of around 59 moves per win, showing impressive patience (or stubbornness). With a higher win rate playing White (52.47%) compared to Black (44.07%), noobdatu clearly likes to make the first move—but don’t count on them playing it safe!

Time of Day and Days of Week

Fun fact: noobdatu performs best on Mondays and Wednesdays, with win rates topping 55.94% and 52.32% respectively. Apparently, the weekend chill wears off just in time for some productive chess. Late evenings are tricky hours, except for a magical 100% win rate at 9 PM, suggesting that night owls beware!

A Record Full of Color

With nearly a thousand Rapid games played (960 to be exact!), their record stands almost even with 464 wins, 447 losses, and 49 draws. That’s a lot of nervous moments, victories, and probably a few frantic “undo” button presses if only it was allowed.

Interestingly, noobdatu has a 100% win rate against quite a few opponents, showing they have some nemesis who will likely never get a rematch. On the flip side, some players seem to have 0% luck, as noobdatu hasn’t managed to claim victory against them… yet.

Blitz and Daily Chess

Blitz isn’t noobdatu’s strong suit, with a cautious rating that recently hovered around 309. Daily chess, however, reveals a sharper side with a 55.56% win rate and a peak rating of 976 from a small sample of 9 games—which suggests that patience and contemplation may be the secret weapons.

Secret Openings Specialist

All games fall under the mysterious category of "Top Secret" openings—because honestly, noobdatu prefers to keep their opening strategies under wraps. Whatever they’re doing seems to work half the time!

Chess Life Summary

With a tilt factor of 10 (minimal meltdown, plenty of fun) and a psychological resilience that can handle losses like a pro, noobdatu is the ultimate friendly competitor who’s on a steady climb up the chess ladder. Expect surprises, stubborn comebacks, lots of games, and perhaps a few laughs at their own expense along the way.