Chess Player Profile: nooneiscoming
Meet nooneiscoming, a chess enthusiast whose journey on the 64 squares is as dynamic as a well-timed fork. Starting modestly with a bullet rating under 1000 in 2023, this player has steadily climbed the ranks, peaking impressively at 1492 in blitz and 1457 in rapid by mid-2025. Their bullet peak rating, a solid 1395, shows a player who’s no stranger to fast-paced battles.
Known for a Top Secret opening repertoire (perhaps literally a secret, or just a fan of mystery), nooneiscoming dominates over 16,000 blitz and bullet games, holding a respectable win rate just shy of 50% — a testament to their gritty persistence and perhaps a dash of stubbornness. Rapid games paint a slightly more aggressive picture with a winning rate above 60%, clearly a format they enjoy unleashing their tactical prowess.
Playing Style & Characteristics
- Endgame frequency: An impressive 69%, showing a love (or at least experience) for the late-game struggles where every pawn counts.
- Average moves per win: 57 — patient, thoughtful, and willing to outmaneuver opponents over a marathon game.
- Tactical flair: Comeback rate of 77.5% — when down a piece, nooneiscoming’s not one to throw in the towel early.
- Early resignations: 1.68% — proving stubbornness to the extreme; no quick surrenders here!
- White vs Black win rates: Marginally better as White with 50%, but still competitive with Black at 47% — versatility at its best.
Psychology and Peak Performance
Despite a relatively low tilt factor of 11, best results come around 11:00 AM, possibly fueled by morning coffee and fresh brain cells. Interestingly, they tend to lose more in rated play compared to casual, suggesting the pressure of ratings might be their true opponent.
Notable Recent Games
In their most recent win on June 1st, 2025, playing the Vienna Game Falkbeer Vienna Gambit, nooneiscoming delivered a decisive checkmate, turning pressure into an elegant victory after a bold knight sacrifice and relentless attack. Just an hour before, they secured another triumph by resignation with a classic Giuoco Piano Italian Four Knights Variation, showcasing an ability to capitalize clinically on small advantages.
Losses? Of course, even the best have their off days! The most recent one was a dramatic checkmate defeat in a Queens’ Gambit Declined where the opponent exploited a late-game slip — a reminder that nooneiscoming is human, after all.
Fun Fact
With a username like nooneiscoming, it’s safe to say many opponents have found themselves facing a fierce competitor long after they hoped for mercy. In true chess spirit, nooneiscoming prefers to fight till the last square is taken and makes sure “no one is coming” to save you!
