noqualitieswhatsoever

Profile: noqualitieswhatsoever

Meet noqualitieswhatsoever, a chess enthusiast whose journey through the chessboard is as colorful as their username suggests. With a rapid rating peaking at 1323 and currently cruising around 1175 in 2025, this player embraces the ups and downs of the game with a smile and a freshly brewed cup of coffee.

Playing Style & Stats

• Average moves to win: 57 — patient enough to make each move count.
• Average moves to lose: 71 — because sometimes the longer you hang in, the harder the fall.
• Endgame frequency: A solid 63.45%, so expect plenty of gripping finishes!
• Early resignation rate: A humble 1.3%, proving stubbornness or hope wins out most times.
• White win rate: 48.89% — Slightly better with the white pieces; maybe white feels more like home.
• Black win rate: 45.51% — Still holding own, just with a bit more grit.

Battle Record

In nearly a thousand rapid games, noqualitieswhatsoever won 490 times, lost 456, and drew 52. Blitz and bullet games are a bit wilder — with blitz wins around 34% and bullet wins at a modest 14% — but hey, every chess guru has their playground.

Secret Weapon: The 'Top Secret' Opening

They wield an opening strategy ominously dubbed "Top Secret," which, surprisingly, has netted them nearly half their rapid wins and a perfect 100% record in their lone daily game. The mystery deepens!

Resilience & Comebacks

With a 71.67% comeback rate and a flawless 100% win rate after losing a piece, noqualitieswhatsoever is nothing if not tenacious. Losing a piece? No problem — it just adds to the thrill!

Mind Over Matter

They keep their tilt factor at a manageable 10%, showing a commendable cool-headedness even after tough defeats. Rated games clearly up the stakes, with a win rate difference of 10.72% compared to casual play — competitive fire is alive and well.

Opponent Anecdotes

Notable rivals include wamanns with a 62% win rate and my_toilet where the record stands at 75%. Curiously, tjcurlyfries is a tough nut with a win rate below 5% against noqualitieswhatsoever — a nod to the unpredictable nature of chess friendships and rivalries.

When to Catch Them Playing

Win rates peak at early mornings like 4-6 AM and a lucky 100% at midnight, suggesting either night owl habits or an affinity for unusual hours. Saturdays and Fridays are their favorite battle days, with win rates hovering around 44-50%.

The Summary

noqualitieswhatsoever might not claim chess perfection, but they prove that the game is about persistence, learning, and occasionally pulling off the unexpected victory after losing crucial pieces. Whether unraveling the mystery of their 'Top Secret' opening or battling through blitz chaos, this player brings heart, humor, and a dash of mystique to every match.