stoned_analyst

Profile: stoned_analyst

Meet stoned_analyst, a chess player whose game evolution is nothing short of evolutionary biology in action! Starting from humble beginnings with a rapid rating just shy of 500 back in 2023, they've undergone a metamorphosis that would make any caterpillar envious, reaching a peak rapid rating of 755 in 2025. A true specimen of resilience, this player’s tactical DNA contains an impressive 60.37% comeback rate — proving that even when pieces get lost, the game isn't over unless the king says so.

With a penchant for the King's Pawn Opening and a special affinity for the Scandinavian Defense Mieses Kotrc Variation (where their win rate hits an evolutionary high of nearly 64%), stoned_analyst thrives in complex environments. Their endgame frequency of 37.58% shows they don't just hatch ideas; they see them through to the final checkmate, staying as tenacious as a mitochondrion powering the cell.

Not one to get lost in the woods (or the middle of the board), their average winning games last around 50 moves — enough time for a true cerebral journey. Their psychological resilience is solid too, boasting a low tilt factor of 7, so when frustration tries to invade, they keep their cool like a cold blooded reptile in winter.

Strategically, stoned_analyst loves the warmth of white pieces, winning 52.4% of those encounters, while black sees a respectable 45.79% win rate, showing that whether day or night, white or black, this player adapts with the agility of a chameleon. Early resignation is relatively rare (only 18.79%), so don’t expect them to give up the fight until the last neuron fires.

Off the board, they dwell in the hours where cerebral activity peaks — especially around 13:00, where their win rate soars above 72%, suggesting their brain cells really fire up during the post-lunch period. Sunday also brings out their best, with a 52.7% win rate that could make any biologist speculate about their circadian rhythm’s positive influence.

Stoned_analyst’s game is a fascinating evolutionary experiment — combining patience, strategic mating calls, and a dynamic defense strategy. Whether battling familiar opponents or new challengers, their record reflects a fiercely competitive spirit, ready to adapt and overcome. Keep an eye out, because like the clever analyst they are, they're always ready to adapt their endgame biology for another round of checkmates.