Tellmewhouarefirst: The Chessboard Biologist
In the grand ecosystem of chess, Tellmewhouarefirst emerges as a fascinating specimen, a player whose rating has evolved like a slow but steady cell division. Starting in 2024 with modest ratings—Blitz (188), Bullet (143), and Rapid (331)—they’ve undergone a remarkable metamorphosis in 2025, boasting peaks like a Blitz rating of 424 and a Daily game high of 610.
Much like a cunning predator in the wild, Tellmewhouarefirst favors aggressive openings with biological precision. The Bishop's Opening is a favorite habitat, where they flourish with a win rate above 59% in Blitz and a stunning 87.5% in Bullet games. Their Three Knights Opening in Blitz is their genetic advantage, boasting a 72.7% win rate—a true evolutionary success!
This player exhibits a balanced blend of strategy and flair, with an average of around 44 moves per win but a patient 55 moves on average in losses, showing the resilience of a creature refusing to go extinct. Their comeback rate of nearly 50% reveals a hard-to-extinguish spirit, and an impeccable 100% win rate after losing a piece means you can’t count this organism out even when wounded!
Tellmewhouarefirst’s psychological ecosystem shows a mild tilt susceptibility (6%) and a tendency to resign early in just 4.5% of games—like a rare bacterium that sometimes surrenders but mostly perseveres. Playing mostly with white pieces yields a slightly better survival rate (51.87%) compared to black (45.8%), echoing nature’s subtle biases.
Win rates vary with the time of day, peaking impressively during the early morning hours (up to 78.57% at 2 AM) and dipping around bedtime (0% at midnight, though perhaps a hibernation effect). Weekly, Tuesdays appear to be their prime hunting grounds, with a 61.54% success rate.
With a longest winning streak of 12 games, Tellmewhouarefirst is a sporadically ferocious organism in the competitive wild. Opponents beware: this is a player that evolves, adapts, and strikes with the precision of a seasoned predator in the dense forest of the chessboard.
In the biosphere of chess, where every move is a battle for survival, Tellmewhouarefirst is a formidable specimen, evolving continuously and ready to outwit any challenger that crosses their path.
