UnToucHaBLeZ GM

Grandmaster UnToucHaBLeZ: The Untouchable Tactician

Meet UnToucHaBLeZ, a chess player who truly lives up to their username — a Grandmaster with a bullet rating that could make even the quickest of opponents blink in disbelief. Earning the prestigious FIDE Grandmaster title, UnToucHaBLeZ combines lightning-fast instincts with a knack for nerve-wracking time scrambles.

Starting out with a humble daily rating around 1600 in early 2011, they quickly surged to a peak daily rating over 2080 by April. But where they really shine is in the furious bullet time control, boasting a monstrous peak rating near 2944! Opponents who fancy a quick game tend to get schooled quickly, especially since their Top Secret opening in bullet matches yields an impressive 62% win rate. Meanwhile, blitz presents a tougher battleground, but UnToucHaBLeZ refuses to back down.

Not exactly the poster child of consistency, their longest losing streak clocks in at a staggering 88 games—reminding us that even grandmasters face brutal slumps. Yet, like a phoenix rising from the ashes, they’ve achieved winning streaks up to 9 games in a row. A real rollercoaster!

Their playing style is a curious mix: an early resignation rate around 38%, while grinding out endgames in nearly 38% of matches. Average games hover close to 60 moves when victorious, but sharp losses often come quicker, under 30 moves. The uncanny ability to bounce back is shown with a stunning 73% comeback rate — apparently, surrender is just a suggestion.

Off the board, UnToucHaBLeZ’s psychological resilience is tested regularly, with a tilt factor near 88 — in other words, many who face them might see them rage quit a few times, but hey, if it ain't broke, don’t fix it! Interestingly, their best hours are around noon, while strikes of brilliance also happen at 3 AM and 11 PM. So, when planning a match, maybe schedule it for late night or noon—you might catch them at their sharpest.

One of their most recent victories showcased their mastery over the Closed Sicilian Fianchetto, forcing the opponent to resign like a true boss. And if you've ever wondered about their nemeses, the username jlandaw has tangled with them a dozen times—sometimes triumphing, sometimes succumbing to UnToucHaBLeZ’s electric play.

Whether clinching wins on time, delivering checkmates, or getting opponents to resign, one thing is for sure: UnToucHaBLeZ has crafted an unforgettable chess persona marked by blistering speed, persistent fighting spirit, and a sprinkle of chaos. Keep your eyes on this Grandmaster — they might just unleash the next unstoppable streak when you least expect it.