Profile Summary: VeryOldMuchSlow
Grandmaster of the Dial-Up Era
Meet VeryOldMuchSlow, a chess Grandmaster with a username that perfectly sums up their style: ancient in spirit and methodical in pace, yet terrifyingly effective on the board. Known for making every move count (even if it takes a bit longer), this player defies the stereotype that speed equals skill.
Journey and Achievements
Rising from humble blitz beginnings in 2022 with a modest 1700s rating, VeryOldMuchSlow's dedication turned those fleeting sparks into a blazing peak rating of 3089 in Blitz by March 2025. Their bullet rating also rockets close to 2938, proving that "much slow" does not mean "not quick" when the stakes are high.
Playing Style & Signature
Known for a patient and strategic approach, VeryOldMuchSlow loves the long game—averaging nearly 95 moves per win in blitz, which is practically a marathon in modern chess terms! Their endgame prowess is undeniable, featuring an 90% endgame frequency, turning even slight advantages into victory with surgical precision.
Their tactical resilience is legendary: a staggering 90% comeback rate after setbacks keeps opponents perpetually on edge. And despite the slow start their name suggests, their win rate when playing with the black pieces is commendable (44.26%), while white edges slightly ahead at 48.8%.
Opening Repertoire & Special Moves
When asked about their secret weapon, VeryOldMuchSlow winks and simply says "Top Secret." Officially, their most played openings include the Sicilian Defense Nyezhmetdinov Rossolimo Attack, where they flash a 62.5% win rate, and the Indian Game Knights Variation boasting a perfect 100% win record. Opponents beware: this Grandmaster never reveals all their cards.
Recent Highlights
In June 2025, VeryOldMuchSlow showcased exemplary form in a blistering series of games against notable adversaries like BardArtem and KRAT0S_GOW, clinching victories by resignation and even checkmate amid tense battles. Their persistence, combined with strategic mastery, leaves fans wondering if the username is just a humble mask for lightning-fast calculations.
Personality and Chess Warrior Ethic
Despite the name, VeryOldMuchSlow is anything but discouraged by setbacks. With a low tilt factor of 8, this Grandmaster maintains composure—learning from every loss whilst chasing even longer winning streaks (up to 19 consecutive wins). They prefer playing late at night, hitting their peak around 11 PM, arguably doing their best "slow thinking" when the world sleeps.
Fun Fact
If you ever catch VeryOldMuchSlow blitzing with a bullet rating near 2900, don’t be fooled—this Grandmaster is clearly proving time and again that being "slow" is just part of the mystique.
"Slow and steady wins the Grandmaster race!"