Zerobaseone: The Swiss Army Knife of Chess
Meet Zerobaseone, a chess virtuoso whose journey resembles a thrilling epic, packed with surprises, fierce battles, and enough ratings swings to make your head spin. Starting from humble beginnings with a blitz rating just shy of 970 in 2021, Zerobaseone has steadily climbed the ranks to become a formidable force, peaking at an impressive Bullet rating of 1347 and a threatening Rapid rating of 1498 by 2025.
Known for a psychological tilt factor of just 12 (which means losing only makes them slightly annoyed, not ready to launch the board across the room), Zerobaseone thrives in the endgame, showing an impressive endgame frequency of over 75%. They play lengthy games, with wins averaging around 63 moves and losses dragging on to nearly 68 moves — because why finish early when you can squeeze every bit of drama out of the position?
Tackling opponents with the precision of a caffeinated ninja, Zerobaseone boasts a remarkable 100% win rate after losing a piece. Yup, not only can they come back from the brink with a Schrodinger-like comeback rate of 82.43%, but they essentially refuse to lose once that one-sided loss alarm goes off. The secret? Possibly a legendary stash of tactical awareness or maybe just an incorrigible stubbornness.
Opening play is Top Secret (really, no one knows their go-to openings), but it’s proven effective with near 48-49% win rates across all time controls. Be it blitz, rapid, bullet, or daily, Zerobaseone stays consistent – like a Swiss watch, but with sharper moves.
With over 22,000 bullet games under their belt and daily battles to boot, it's safe to say Zerobaseone lives and breathes chess. They have a current winning streak of zero, but having hit a longest winning streak of 16 games, one can only imagine the fury that followed.
Not just a machine, but a chess player with a sense of humor too: if moves were rated by hours, Zerobaseone’s best time to dominate is at 11 AM, when the win rate peaks at nearly 55%, and surprisingly chill at 4 AM, where winning chance spikes to an impressive 62.5%. Might be the coffee, might be the ghosts cheering on their late-night games.
Whether they’re battling “speedholes” or “sirgreasybacon” (yes, real opponents with delicious usernames), Zerobaseone remains an enigmatic contender -- part grandmaster-in-the-making, part unstoppable street chess legend, and all-around awesome human. Keep an eye on this player; they're planning moves while you’re still blinking.
