zizzer

Zizzer: The Plot-Twisting Pawn Pusher

Meet zizzer, a chess player who has been waging strategic wars on the 64 squares since 2010. Starting as a humble enthusiast with a modest rating, zizzer quickly showed that resilience and wit are their closest allies—boasting a comeback rate of over 60% and an unbeatable 100% win rate after losing a piece. Talk about turning lemons into checkmates!

Over four years, zizzer's daily rating danced between the low 1100s and a peak of 1592 in 2011, proving that every year brings new lessons and new battles. Despite a slight dip in 2013, their stats tell a story of consistent growth and fierce competition.

On the battlefield of openings, zizzer keeps things shrouded in mystery with a “Top Secret” strategy, winning over 55% of games from more than 500 clashes. Opponents beware: zizzer’s longest winning streak hit a jaw-dropping 18 games—clearly not someone you want to bluff after a few moves.

Playing Style & Personality

• Endgame Lover: Over 60% of zizzer's games reach the endgame. They savor those tense, knuckle-biting moments where one slip means defeat.
• Patient and Persistent: With an average win game lasting nearly 52 moves, zizzer believes in the long game and outlasting opponents.
• Psychological Resilience: An 11% tilt factor means zizzer has their emotional moments, but that never stops them from coming back swinging.
• Casual vs Rated: Higher success in rated games shows that zizzer turns on the charm when the stakes are highest. No pressure? No problem.

Timing Is Everything

Zizzer’s chess clock runs hottest in the early morning hours—winning more than 75% of games around 0:00 and showing a particularly impressive 81% win rate at 13:00. Who knew the best strategy was fueled by caffeine and a dash of mystery?

Quirky Stats & Trivia

• Won against overlycaucasian, captainbramble, and makhno1984 with a perfect 100% record — do not ask how they did it, it’s classified info.
• Some opponents, like timmy_stapler and scrawnyg, have yet to score against zizzer, proving their defensive play is no joke.
• Early resignation is rare for zizzer, clocking in at just under 4%, showing a fighter’s spirit that rarely surrenders.

Whether you're an opponent nervously eyeing your queen or a fan marveling at their stats, zizzer’s chess journey is a saga of surprise, endurance, and strategy. One thing’s for sure: on the board, they’re always one move ahead—and maybe a little bit mysterious too.