Noe Tutisani - The International Master of Mystery
Alias: LazyIM
Title: International Master (IM)
Peak Blitz Rating: An astonishing 2933 (November 2021)
Peak Rapid Rating: A swift 2498 (October 2021)
Peak Bullet Rating: A lightning-fast 2822 (June 2021)
Noe Tutisani, better known in the virtual warzones as LazyIM, is a chess player whose skill in rapid-fire attacks rivals a caffeinated squirrel. Earning the coveted title of International Master from FIDE, Noe blends keen tactical awareness with a surprising endgame stamina — winning on average after 73 moves, which is longer than your average Hollywood blockbuster!
With a comeback rate near 89%, Noe never quite throws in the towel, except for the occasional early resignation (just 1.29% of the time). When under pressure, their resilience shines, boasting a solid 42.56% win rate even after losing a piece — proving that the game's not over until it’s over, and perhaps even then, there’s a secret move up their sleeve.
Noe’s blitz records are a rollercoaster ride through the ranks, culminating in a peak rating of 2933 — a score so high, it might as well be measured in intergalactic credits. Their favorite opening is a closely-guarded “Top Secret,” but one thing is for sure: with over 3500 blitz games played, there’s no shortage of intense battles fought and won.
Psychology-wise, Noe’s tilt factor is a modest 11, meaning they rarely lose their cool. Most of their wins come in the quiet hours around midnight — perfect for those who enjoy plotting checkmates while others sleep.
Memorable Recent Game Highlight
In a recent November 2021 blitz match, playing White against F19HT3R, Noe deftly navigated the Sicilian Defense: Classical Variation (B56). After a fierce battle full of sharp tactics and a well-timed knight sacrifice, Noe sealed victory by resignation — showcasing why opponents should never underestimate LazyIM!
“Chess is 99% tactics and 1% knowing how to stay awake late at night,” - probably something Noe would say.