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MUNGER_AVENUE

Playing Since: 2021-12-28 (Closed for Fair Play Violations)

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Rapid: 2099
236W / 295L / 36D
Blitz: 2451
3204W / 3792L / 452D
Bullet: 2604
2964W / 3574L / 354D

Profile Summary: Sphincter Boy (Username: MUNGER_AVENUE)

Meet Sphincter Boy, a chess virtuoso whose rating rollercoaster looks more thrilling than the wildest amusement park ride. Known online as MUNGER_AVENUE, this player is a force to be reckoned with in the bullet and blitz arenas, where lightning-fast moves meet masterful strategy.

Rating Highlights

  • Peak Bullet Rating: A staggering 2703 (March 2025) — yes, they can deliver checkmates faster than you can say "check!"
  • Peak Blitz Rating: A blistering 2686 (May 2025), demonstrating a lethal combination of speed and precision.
  • Peak Rapid Rating: A respectable 2428 (February 2024), showing versatility beyond just hyper-speed games.

Playing Style & Personality

With an early resignation rate of about 6.4%, Sphincter Boy isn’t one to throw in the towel prematurely — except perhaps when the opponent smashes their defenses like a wrecking ball. Sitting comfortably in the endgame 68.5% frequency zone, they enjoy the slow, methodical art of finishing opponents off after outmaneuvering them earlier.

The average game length reveals a brain that thrives under pressure: around 72 moves per win and roughly 60 moves per loss, so don’t expect quick games unless the opponent blinks first. Their comeback rate is a mind-blowing 89%, a true poker face that recovers from adversity quicker than a cat on a hot tin roof.

Signature Openings

Sphincter Boy does not shy away from secret sauce openings — a legendary Top Secret opening is their bread and butter, boasting a solid 55% win rate across 7,283 games. Some flashy favorites with near-perfect records include the Alapin Sicilian Defense, Pirc Defense, and the Scandinavian Defense Mieses Kotrc Variation, each unleashing tactical wizardry and strategic dominance.

Competitive Edge & Records

Their win-loss record tells a tale of fire and ice: over 4,198 wins in bullet chess alone, outpacing 2,980 losses — a testament to relentless energy and determination at breakneck speed. Intriguingly, while they excel in bullet and rapid formats, their Blitz record is a bit more balanced, indicative of fierce competition and nail-biting slew of games.

Recent Battles: A Peek into the Warzone

In a recent showdown, Sphincter Boy executed a flawless checkmate against Isak-ri using a sharp Sicilian Defense Kan Knight Variation. The game lasted 23 moves, with Sphincter Boy demonstrating superb control and aggression — a signature style of ending games with style and flair.

However, even titans stumble sometimes. A tough loss to KingCaloog by checkmate shows that the battlefield gets fierce, especially against top-tier opponents rated in the 2400s.

Fun Facts

  • Known for striking back with almost a 90% comeback rate after losing material — don't count them out early!
  • Tilt factor of 37 means Sphincter Boy can get cranky but usually bounces back.
  • Best time of day for crushing opponents is around 2 AM when demons of the night fuel the attack.
  • Enjoys a higher win rate with white pieces (51.46%) and a respectable black win rate (48.1%).

In Closing

In the grand tapestry of online chess warriors, Sphincter Boy stands as a spirited gladiator with a gripping story of triumph, tactical prowess, occasional setbacks, and a touch of enigma. Tune in or challenge MUNGER_AVENUE, but beware — the name might be quirky, but the game is deadly serious.


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Strengths in your blitz play

You show a good instinct for active piece play and leveraging open lines. In several recent games, you brought pieces to bear quickly, created concrete threats against the opponent’s king, and used rooks on open files to press for material gains.

  • Your willingness to complicate the position when you sense activity can create practical winning chances, even in fast time controls.
  • You manage piece activity well in the middlegame, often coordinating rooks and queen to pressure weaknesses around the enemy king.
  • When you gain material or a favorable trade sequence, you convert the momentum into a decisive result rather than drifting into unclear positions.

Areas to improve and practical steps

  • Endgame conversion: In some games, you reached positions where a precise endgame plan could seal the win, but missteps allowed counterplay. Study rook endgames and simple king activity plans to reliably convert advantages. Practice in short rook endgame drills where one side has a winning plan to advance a passed pawn.
  • Opening consistency: Your openings show you’re comfortable in a few dynamic setups, but blitz can punish inconsistent choices. Pick a compact, two‑opening repertoire for both sides and learn the key ideas and typical pawn breaks. This helps you reach your middlegame with clear plans and fewer risky decisions.
  • Time management in blitz: Allocate your clock to critical decision moments. Build a quick pre-move habit for low‑risk, forced moves in obvious lines, then reserve real calculation for the critical junctions. A simple rule is to spend a bit more time on the first 12 moves of the opening and on any immediate tactical threats that appear.
  • Decision discipline: Avoid speculative captures or entering highly tactical lines when you’re not clearly winning. If a line feels double-edged, err on the side of simplifying to a position where you maintain the advantage and keep your king safe.

Practical drills and a 1-week plan

  • Tactics practice: Do 15–20 minutes daily focused on forcing moves, forks, and back-rank ideas. Aim for patterns you can recognize at speed in blitz.
  • Endgame training: Work on rook endings and simple pawn endings. Start from equal or slight advantages and practice converting to a win within 20 moves or fewer.
  • Opening refinement: Choose 2 openings you want to master for both colors. Create a small cheat sheet with the typical plans, common pawn breaks, and a few representative replies. Review 5 representative games for each opening this week.
  • Post-game reviews: After each blitz session, pick one mistake you made and one improvement you could have chosen instead. Note the alternative line and why it’s stronger.
  • Pattern recognition: Include a short weekly session on common tactical motifs (pins, skewers, overloaded pieces, and double attacks) to accelerate recognition under time pressure.

Inspiration from openings performance (brief note)

Your openings history shows solid results in the Scandinavian and related defensive setups, with several other dynamic choices in play. Lean into a focused, repeatable repertoire so you can reach your middlegames with a clear plan and fewer uncertain decisions.

Encouragement

You’re doing well in challenging blitz environments. By tightening endgame technique, sharpening a small, reliable opening repertoire, and practicing disciplined decision‑making, you’ll convert more of your promising middlegames into winning results.



🆚 Opponent Insights

Most Played Opponents
Khvicha Supatashvili 12W / 83L / 9D
Marko Pavlovic 45W / 7L / 2D
Daniel Barria 29W / 23L / 0D
Anselm Wagner 16W / 21L / 3D
chess_man58 5W / 32L / 1D

Rating

Year Bullet Blitz Rapid Daily
2025 2604 2451 2099
2024 2590 2565 2154
2023 2607 2444 2355
2022 2368 2281 1694
2021 2501 2357
Rating by Year2021202220232024202526071694YearRatingBulletBlitzRapid

Stats by Year

Year White Black Moves
2025 938W / 784L / 107D 878W / 826L / 96D 68.7
2024 1820W / 1540L / 174D 1742W / 1610L / 168D 68.7
2023 550W / 600L / 100D 511W / 657L / 72D 71.9
2022 1120W / 935L / 81D 978W / 1056L / 100D 64.6
2021 53W / 34L / 3D 50W / 31L / 4D 70.7

Openings: Most Played

Bullet Opening Games Wins Losses Draws Win Rate
Scandinavian Defense 1277 724 503 50 56.7%
Barnes Defense 411 257 143 11 62.5%
Amar Gambit 375 192 167 16 51.2%
Bird Opening: Dutch Variation, Batavo Gambit 327 168 144 15 51.4%
French Defense 323 196 117 10 60.7%
Caro-Kann Defense 321 151 160 10 47.0%
Czech Defense 321 190 124 7 59.2%
Colle System: Rhamphorhynchus Variation 296 171 117 8 57.8%
Sicilian Defense: Alapin Variation 290 152 124 14 52.4%
Alekhine Defense 278 153 104 21 55.0%
Blitz Opening Games Wins Losses Draws Win Rate
Scandinavian Defense 685 301 347 37 43.9%
Caro-Kann Defense 244 102 124 18 41.8%
French Defense 212 92 112 8 43.4%
Dutch Defense: Classical Variation 206 92 100 14 44.7%
French Defense: Advance Variation 192 86 95 11 44.8%
Barnes Defense 190 80 99 11 42.1%
Dutch Defense 188 75 101 12 39.9%
French Defense: Exchange Variation 174 73 88 13 42.0%
Sicilian Defense: Najdorf Variation 170 91 71 8 53.5%
French Defense: Burn Variation 165 79 77 9 47.9%

🔥 Streaks

Streak Longest Current
Winning 69 1
Losing 37 0